when my mean ??ma!?? is abusing me and when i feel she just pisses on me in general, ??for she is a servant of the darkside??, she loves no one but herself. To get her back i eat asperagus (to have stinky pee) and pee in a bottle and pour it on her bed (the dog gets the blame, sorry puppy, i give him extra treats for taking the heat). it is symbolic, she pisses on me and i piss on her because i don?t appreciate her abuse. i know it?s harmless and inconvienient for her to clean, but it takes her focus off of me for a while. i know it?s wrong and i don?t plan on doing it again…i think any way.