squirrels

I captured 70 squirrels.

Then I took each one across the street (8-lane highway) and released them.

I did this because they were eating plants in my garden and I was mad at all squirrels.

Of course this did not solve the squirrel problem, and it displaced 70 squirrels to being homeless and defenseless in a unknown territory.

Now I keep a water fountain, and corn snacks, and feed the new squirrels, they don’t eat my plants, and we all get along.

I ask forgiveness for needlessly removing 70 squirrels from their accustomed home to being homeless and defenseless.