When my mean “ma!” is abusing me and when I feel she just pisses on me in general, “for she is a servant of the dark side”, she loves no one but herself.

To get her back, i eat asparagus (to have stinky pee) and pee in a bottle and pour it on her bed (the dog gets the blame, sorry, puppy, i give him extra treats for taking the heat).

It is symbolic, she pisses on me and i piss on her because i don’t appreciate her abuse.

I know it’s harmless and inconvienient for her to clean, but it takes her focus off of me for a while.

I know it’s wrong and i don’t plan on doing it again…

I think any way.