And the huge nose…prick.

Dear God, If you’re so into forgiveness and all that, why can’t the Cubs win a world series? All they did was ask a guy to take his goat home? Is it really that big a damn deal? I mean come on, give us a break here.

The Rockies? THE ROCKIES? Is this a joke? P.s.

Thanks for the small wang and the huge nose…prick.