I wish for snow.
Hey God, just hear me out for a sec.
I know I’m not exactly one of your most devoted fans—and yeah, I’m a Satanist, so we’re not on the best of terms.
But can we put all that aside for just a moment? This is important.
It’s Thursday, right? And I have to stay in school until 17:30, which honestly feels like a punishment from any deity, yours included.
So here’s the deal: I’m asking—no, I’m begging—for a miracle snowfall.
Like, real snow. Enough to shut things down, or at least cancel school.
You’ve got until 6:00 AM. It’s currently 05:26, so I’m giving you 34 minutes. That’s generous, right?
I know this is sudden. I know I’m not your usual customer.
But desperate times, you know?
Please send the snow before my dad wakes up—’cause once he’s up, I’m out the door.
Let’s just call this a one-time divine favor, okay?
Sincerely,
Your very unlikely weather request sender
(from Denmark)
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